What is the most unhealthy thing you have eaten?

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 09/11/2014 at 15:13 • Filed to: None

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Looking at Agrajags post made me hungry, and I love me some food that is bad for me and lots of beer. Here I present the "Bar Burger" had somewhere in nw Ohio. Burger (rare), corned beef hash, an egg, sausage gravy, cheese, and onion rings all on top, with some fries, side of mayo of course because that is how you keep yo' pimp hand strong. Some Budweiser on the side. Sorry about the potatocam, but we are talking about food. Mmmm potatoes

PatBateman > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:15

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Five Guys double cheeseburger with bacon.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:16

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Probably ranch dip from a jar. When you only have tiny chips left at the bottom of the bag I've mixed the pieces with ranch dip in a bowl and then eaten it with a spoon. I am a disgusting person.

505Turbeaux > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 09/11/2014 at 15:16

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um, that sounds pretty bangin'

505Turbeaux > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:17

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that will keep your heart greased up

Tohru > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:17

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KFC/A&W combo restaurant. Got KFC Famous Bowl meal and A&W chili cheese fries. Ate part of Famous Bowl, put chili cheese fries in with the rest of the corn, gravy, and mashed potatoes. Nom nom nom.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:18

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That's not unhealthy

I eat that all the time and still alive

It can't be that bad, can it?

505Turbeaux > Tohru 09/11/2014 at 15:18

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hell yes

PatBateman > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:18

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I are it the day before a physical. When the doctor got the blood results back, he tried to put me on cholesterol medication.

505Turbeaux > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:19

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ha true story? hahaha

Penthesilea > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:19

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A 400g jar of Nutella in one day.

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari 09/11/2014 at 15:19

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Nah, it's not that bad.

Is your will up-to-date and your life insurance paid up?

Agrajag > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 09/11/2014 at 15:20

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Ew. Once I forgot about a bottle of ranch in the fridge. Then one day I picked it up and was like "Where did I get this bottle of Italian dressing?" Then I looked at the label and almost threw up. Ranch has been ruined for me ever since.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:20

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No will yet

I do have life insurance but I borrowed against it for house/cars

505Turbeaux > Penthesilea 09/11/2014 at 15:20

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lol just add a stick of butter

mcseanerson > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:21

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5 cheese omelette at egg platter in South Tampa. The 5th cheese is Cream Cheese. I was vomit free since '93 before that night. That was nearly a 10 year streak.

505Turbeaux > mcseanerson 09/11/2014 at 15:21

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you ate the whole thing? was it any good?

Agrajag > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:22

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I made this once. 1/2 lb Bison burger stuffed with velveeta. And yes, the bun consists of two grilled cheese sandwiches with a slice of ham each.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:24

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Fondant Potatoes

Yes, I made the ones in the photo. The recipe called for 1.5 sticks of unsalted butter.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:24

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One of my favorites is the Carnivore Burger at the Blue Tractor BBQ and Brewery in Ann Arbor MI (one of the few things that can drag me into that city)

"a half pound beef patty topped with pulled pork, bacon, smoked cheddar and fried jalapeño chips"

Yes is has beef, pulled pork, and bacon. 3 meats!

And then it's doused in BBQ sauce

Penthesilea > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:24

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Why??

505Turbeaux > Agrajag 09/11/2014 at 15:25

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spectacular! There is a place in town that makes "the almighty cheesus burger" minus the ham, and with a beef burger and plus bacon. Holy god is it good

my oldest daughter looking at me like WTF are you doing?

Sn210 > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:25

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off the top of my head... My wife makes a queso dip for football games which is basically ground beef, taco seasoning, and a jar of salsa con queso. It's not too unhealthy by itself (processed cheese never hurt nobody), but I like it on top of hot dogs. With a beer of course.

And I've had multiple Krispy Kremes in one sitting before too

Nibbles > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:26

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Three or four McDonalds' double chee and two spicy chickens. Wash it down with sweet tea.

Used to do this on a regular basis

Also would sit and down a six pack of Whopper Jrs on a lunch break

505Turbeaux > Sn210 09/11/2014 at 15:27

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I would like that on hot dogs as well

mcseanerson > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:27

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I have a thing about cleaning my plate. It's from my parents and it's probably why I'm fat. I ate the whole thing and it was pretty nasty. Bearable but not good.

505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/11/2014 at 15:27

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sounds legit

Tohru > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:27

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I think it might have been better without the chili to be honest.

505Turbeaux > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/11/2014 at 15:28

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those look so damn good

Sn210 > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:28

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do it! Get some from Omaha Steaks

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:28

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Two french bread pizzas stacked to make a french bread pizza sandwich. Fresh from the toaster, it is heart-stopping heaven. I made it exactly twice. Both times were in high school. I will never do that again.

Roundbadge > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:28

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With the Five Guys double cheeseburger, I'm pretty sure I could smell grease when I used the urinal a short time after...so that probably wins.

Somewhere close to that lies Paul's Pro Pastrami from Fat Head's in Cleveland. Menu below.

http://fatheadscleveland.com/menu.html

In and of itself, it doesn't sound so bad...until you realize the sammich is the size of a dinner plate.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:29

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not so much a single thing but an afternoon. Had Arbys chicken cordon bleu for lunch, made some brownies, was still hungry/bored waiting for them to cook so I went back to Arbys, got another cordon bleu, ate that and then my brownies.

EL_ULY > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:29

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Triple Whataburger with extra Mayo, Cheese and Bacon, large drink, large Onion rings, and 2 fried apple pies

505Turbeaux > Roundbadge 09/11/2014 at 15:29

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I'm pretty sure I could smell grease when I used the urinal a short time after

um yeah, no doubt

EL_ULY > Sn210 09/11/2014 at 15:29

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mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

505Turbeaux > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/11/2014 at 15:30

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good lord

505Turbeaux > EL_ULY 09/11/2014 at 15:30

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I'm down for some of that action

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:30

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It was both fun to make and to eat. But Sooo unhealthy. It conformed to julia child's definition of french cooking: "Butter, Butter, and more Butter". And it is a french dish

Bad Idea Hat > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:30

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McDonald's jalapeno burger and OH MY COLON.

KnowsAboutCars > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:30

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Deep fried bananas with ice cream, school food and possibly whale meat come to mind.

PatBateman > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:31

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True story. I took the month supply of Trilipix but didn't take them. Instead, I ate a little healthier than I normally do and worked out a little more. A month later, the next round of blood work came back and showed my cholesterol and triglyceride levels astoundingly lower. I then let the cat out of the bag with the doctor.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:31

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oh and they have fantastic beer they brew on site.

If you make it out to Michigan at some point, it's probably worth going out of your way to stop in there.

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari 09/11/2014 at 15:32

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DUDE.

Just to let you know, I'm licensed in California.

buford-t-justice > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:33

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A donair platter from kod.

ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:33

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Probably a Juicy Lucy. Or a plate of Schnitzel, Kaesespaetzle, Kartoffelsalat, Sauerkraut, and 2 litres of Bier (everything on the plate was in small portion except the beer obviously).

505Turbeaux > Bad Idea Hat 09/11/2014 at 15:34

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I had one of those yesterday. I blew some stuff up with my ass shortly afterward

My citroen won't start > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:34

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Something called the Pub's burger. Australian bread, 1/2 pound burger, onions caramelized in black beer, provolone cheese, olive tapenade and bacon plus some fries.

buford-t-justice > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/11/2014 at 15:34

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Butter is boom

PatBateman > mcseanerson 09/11/2014 at 15:35

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I once had a crab omelet at a foo foo brunch.

I like crab. I like omelets. I DO NOT LIKE THEM TOGETHER. Hurled in the parking lot.

505Turbeaux > ly2v8-Brian 09/11/2014 at 15:36

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you must live in Germany, because noone makes legit German food over here except for me and a very few places. Maybe Chicago. Here is my Sauerbraten (family is from Bavaria, so the less sweet kind)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > buford-t-justice 09/11/2014 at 15:36

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I'm 30% butter lol

ACESandEIGHTS > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:37

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I like the fact that Five Guys just calls that a Bacon Cheeseburger. It kinda helps you keep from feeling so bad about it.

Pro tip: get jalapenos on your Five Guys burger. So freaking delicious and fresh.

Sn210 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/11/2014 at 15:38

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one of the bars near me has a burger stuffed with pulled pork. Wicked good

PatBateman > ACESandEIGHTS 09/11/2014 at 15:38

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I normally get the hot sauce on the side. And when I say "normally", I mean "when I go there once every three months".

FKA-RacecaR > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:39

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The most unhealthy thing I can think of is from a "Mexican" restaurant near me used to have dish that was a marinated chicken breast topped with a large link of chorizo cut down the middle, then bacon, then melted cheese. I used to eat it after finishing off a basket of chips and bowl of salsa. And the side dish was rice. It was so good, but they later dropped it from their menu. Dangit.

That or some crazy breakfast dish I get from Bob Evans restaurant. It is two biscuits covered in eggs, cheese and sausage gravy.

crowmolly > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:40

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Most unhealthy wasn't even food. Full half gallon to win a bet. An easy way to bring a grown ass man to his fucking knees. I kept it down. Barely.

Some of the ones I remember. Grouped as "most unhealthy meals."

1.) Off menu burger at Cheeburger Cheeburger. With a fried egg and 6 slices of cheese. 3lbs of beef. The waitresses had never actually seen one before and had to get the manager. LOL.

2.) Most of crave case.

3.) An entire Pizza Hut large pepperoni

4.) 4 Fat Kokos, 1 shy of the record so I could name a sandwich after myself.

5.) 4 and a half racks of baby back ribs at an all you can eat rib shack.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:41

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Licensed therapist? That's what I need...

ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:41

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I don't live in Germany, anymore (not like I would remember my family moved back to the states when I was one). I wont say their food was 100% absolute perfect, but the restaurant owners are from Bavaria. I like going there for my birthday with family. We make German food frequently (usually brats) but we make our own Schnitzel, and Kartoffelsalat from time to time.

ACESandEIGHTS > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:42

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Plate of chicken fried steak _and_ fried chicken, with side of mashed potatoes, corn on the cob (heavy on the kosher salt), with Texas toast. I probably ate this half a dozen times before I realized I'd better do something my life. Took up smoking.

mcseanerson > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:42

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Yeah, fastest way to make something gross is put something that does not belong in an omelette. I love crab too and that makes me wanna gag just reading it.

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari 09/11/2014 at 15:43

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Financial Advisor. Get your head shrunk by someone else.

Andrew P. Collins > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:44

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Last time I was in New Orleans I ate something called a "Dead Cajun" between barrels of cocktails;

It was a deep-fried burger with deep-fried jalapeños inside it, about a jerry can's worth of melted cheese, fried onion rigs, and bun I could have used an excavator to get through.

Shit was gooooood. Don't think I got laid that night though.

Textured Soy Protein > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:44

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I have not personally eaten this, but The Village Green bar in Middleton, WI has a sandwich called The Big Daddy with the following:

PatBateman > mcseanerson 09/11/2014 at 15:44

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At first glance at the menu, I thought "it doesn't sound good, but I'm sure such a fancy place wouldn't serve it if it was disgusting".

I was wrong.

Textured Soy Protein > Agrajag 09/11/2014 at 15:45

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The lighting makes that look radioactive.

505Turbeaux > Textured Soy Protein 09/11/2014 at 15:45

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nice!

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:46

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I keep coming here for free car addiction therapy. But everyone tells me to buy more cars.

505Turbeaux > ACESandEIGHTS 09/11/2014 at 15:46

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probably better for you anyways!

TheJWT > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 15:48

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...With a medium Cajun Fries and Raspberry Coke from the fancy soda machine.

T5Killer > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:48

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Huevos Rancheros

Tons of cheese, chile (both red and green) Beans, eggs, Spanish rice, potatoes, tortillas and I added bacon.

So bad for you but sooooo good

505Turbeaux > T5Killer 09/11/2014 at 15:48

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mmm I love that

MonkeePuzzle > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:51

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Luther Burger, donuts as the bun

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari 09/11/2014 at 15:56

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Car addiction therapy? That's like holding an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting at a fraternity party.

PatBateman > TheJWT 09/11/2014 at 15:57

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Cajun fries, yes. But I either get an iced tea or a thoroughly-ironic Diet Coke.

Jayhawk Jake > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 15:58

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There's a little diner here in town with the best breakfast in the world.

One of their dishes is called the Brutus. It is a mountain of hashbrowns with a huge chicken fried steak on top of it smothered in gravy and topped with eggs because why the hell not?

It's not all that unhealthy but polish that bad boy off and you won't want to move ever again

I'm hungry now

505Turbeaux > Jayhawk Jake 09/11/2014 at 15:59

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damn sounds good. Now I want breakfast for dinner

Jayhawk Jake > mcseanerson 09/11/2014 at 16:00

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That's my theory as to why americans are so fat.

We are raised to clean our plate. Then throw in our massive portions (manifest destiny biatch) and we eat way too much.

MultiplaOrgasms > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 16:01

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More than a three quarter kilogram of Mett with served with onions, salt, pepper and Energy Drink.

505Turbeaux > MultiplaOrgasms 09/11/2014 at 16:03

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What is this Mett?

Jayhawk Jake > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 16:03

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If they were open I'd be there after work

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 16:09

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Krispy Kreme Burger.

It is surprisingly tasty.

MultiplaOrgasms > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 16:10

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Essentially minced pork meat, usually served on a slice of bread garnished with onions or pepper and eaten raw.

Now imagine this x 40 and with added energy drink.

505Turbeaux > MultiplaOrgasms 09/11/2014 at 16:16

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yup, would eat

505Turbeaux > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 09/11/2014 at 16:17

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I had one once. It actually was alot better than expected! Mmmmmm

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 16:19

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A 1/4 lb bacon cheeseburger, a large fries, 2 large sprites, a bag of cheetos, and 2 honey buns. In one sitting.

dave the swede car guy > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 16:29

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caveat, I eat healthier now....

Costco Chocolate cake of doom , 1000 calories per slice, 22 slices per cake

Outback Cheese Fries, large, 2500 calories

My homemade alfredo sauce, recipe calls for a stick of butter, quart of creme and a pound of parm.....we guess it clocks in around 4000 calories for a good size portion

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 16:49

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Exactly!!!

Philbert/Phartnagle > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 17:03

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Fried chicken lips?

KamikazePigeon > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 17:07

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At the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition) in Toronto every August, they have a ton of deep fried foods. My favourite is the Deep Fried Mars Bar.

The more disgusting takes are Deep Fried Twinkies, and Deep Fried Oreos (which isn't half bad actually). I wanted to try Deep Fried Cheesecake but they were out =(.

g_berserk > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 17:36

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A whole Domino's Dominator pizza (it's advertised as a pizza for 6-8 people) and a 2-liter Coca-Cola bottle when I was in highschool and weighting a shy over 100 lbs. I wouldn't do that again now that I'm on my 30's.

Agrajag > Textured Soy Protein 09/11/2014 at 17:51

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That picture was taken at night in an unlit room. The radiation is responsible for the illumination.

The Compromiser > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 18:19

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What if I can't remember her name?

StingrayJake > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 18:27

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Anything from Five Guys is like playing with fire, but I'm pretty sure the worst thing I guiltily enjoy is the Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich at Whataburger. 1,300 calories of amazing.

Manuél Ferrari > Penthesilea 09/11/2014 at 18:30

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Wow. Did you have diabetes by the next day?

PatBateman > StingrayJake 09/11/2014 at 18:42

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I've never had that. I'm a sucker for their burgers as well, but Whataburger isn't as greasy as Five Guys. But 1300 calories for what amounts to a fried chicken sammich... Damn.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 18:43

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As far as I remember, it's probably the deep fried oyster I had last night. It was weird.

Oh, and then there was the many many pieces of fois gras I had in school when we had a French cooking exhibition. It was free so...

Buick Mackane > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 19:09

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Probably not healthy.

StingrayJake > PatBateman 09/11/2014 at 19:11

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Now that the "all-time favorites" are regulars on the menu and no longer seasonal, I'm a sucker for pretty much anything on that list. The A1 thick 'n hearty, the patty melt, the green chile double, the chick strip sammich... those would drive a heart doctor drink.

Of course before those were regulars, my standby was just a single bacon cheeseburger with the fixins. I buy their ketchup and mustard at HEB and just the other night I saw they now have their peppercorn patty melt sauce and a few varieties of ranch on the HEB shelves now. I was in condiment heaven.

nobody > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 19:13

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A deep fried Mars Bar from a chip shop on High Street in Edinburgh. Sooo delicious, but I could feel my arteries clogging.

Matt Urban > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2014 at 19:22

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Mine would be Bennigan's Monte Cristo, in one sitting.